Do you ever notice that things that were popular in the Middle Ages are now coming back? Take leeches for example. They've now been approved by the FDA for medical use. St. John's Wort, Echinacea, Kava Kava and all of those other herbs you see in the pharmacy could probably be found in a book of spells made from witches in the 1300s. How about the Atkins carnivorous meat diet -- the diet of the caveman. Check out your local GNC and see people buying shark cartilage and fish oils. I'm surprised we still have electricity. New studies say that cell phones are a health hazard. Baby powder, disposable diapers, eating honey, all can be bad for you. And yet, out of all of these health crazes I can see only one result - we are all getting fatter and more unhealthy. I say we go further back in time and go more natural. I mean, people who lived 5000 years ago surely must've had better health because everything was natural then. Let's all hunt our own food, skin it, and cook it over a fire while chanting incantations to the sun god Ra. Then we can strip down to our underwear, paint our faces and dance around the fire going ,"ooga booga." Who needs a home, lets get the family unit back together by becoming a clan and live in caves. We could all take caveman names. I shall be called "Lar - King of the Little Ponies"

Thought of the day
"What is she like? Tell me about her."
"Well, she's fascinated with Greenland. She enjoys teasing animals, banlon, and seeing people running for their lives. She loves throwing garbage out the window, yet she's extremely dainty."
- TV Elaine and Jerry, on the real Elaine, in "The Pilot"