Ok, today marks the beginning of my weblog. I'm not sure what to say. Ha! It's like why go through the trouble of setting this up and then not speaking. I've created a survey on the home page to see what kind of stuff you'd like to see on this site. I'm leaning more towards humor. Maybe I'll create a music section, resume section and other odd stuff. Last night I rented a movie online via cinemanow.com called Stuck On You. I'd give it two stars. It wasn't dreadful, but it was too long and had too few laughs. Anyway, I got on the web and found out about all of these people at the circus who had three legs and two heads. It's weird to see that even those people got married and had kids. The fact that they even survive astounds me. I mean, how can you be born with an extra set of legs and not have anything really physically wrong with you? I suppose you'd be like the 6 million dollar man - if what you did was better than normal. I guess you could play soccer better than the other kids. Now if you had two heads it'd be different. You'd be forced to get along with them because they're on the same body. I suppose it would depend on who actually controls the legs and arms. If you're just a head then there is not much you can do but enjoy the ride and talk. However, if you were to insult your brother and he got mad all he would have to do would be to put a gag over your mouth and you'd be just a useless head. Maybe some of us are useless heads anyways?

Today's thought of the Day

"It went straight to video. That makes me the premiere."
- Kramer, in "The Comeback"