Last night I watched a very weird movie called Bubba Ho-Tep. In it Bruce Campbell played Elvis Presley as an old man in a retirement home in east Texas. He battled a cowboy mummy with a black JFK as an old man. It was very off the wall and had a good mix of comedy and horror. But all this leads me to think there has to be at least one celebrity that faked his own death. Who would it be? Tupoc? If you put a mirror over half of his name it says :IIIBOK - aha he is ok! Nah, Curt Kobain? Well, he did release a new album last year.. Jimi Hendrix? I wish. I think a real celebrity death has to be someone who is finished being a celebrity. Someone who was on the verge of being washed up. Someone who had enough put away to go into retirement on a good note. Someone who couldn't achieve any more status. I think I know who it is. Get ready. Bob Hope! Being 100 was the last great thing he could achieve. So he figured, I might as well fake my death and watch all the hoopla before I die. After I die it'll be pointless. So there you have it. Bob Hope is alive and well and living in a retirement home in east Texas.

Thought of the day
"Horse manure's not that bad. I don't even mind the word manure. It's newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it. Ma-Newer. When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing."
- George, in "The Soup"