Today is June 3,2004. Time for my sister to have her baby! Woot! Ok, you wonder how do I know it's time? Because that's when she scheduled it with the doctor. Pretty weird. It has something to do with a guy named Ceaser who liked to deliver babies. I think he also has a haircut and a salad. For some reason they call this procedure a Cesarian section. I'm guessing they call it this because Ceaser is most noted of being stabbed in the back by Brutus. Since the doctors have to use a knife its obvious, why not call it a ceasarian. Now the salad thing gets to me. I can understand the haircut - looks like him. I can understand the section - he was stabbed. But the salad? The only thing I can think of is that leafy thing he wore as a crown. Maybe one day back in roman times after Brutus stabbed Ceaser he took his leafy crown, put salad dressing on it, and ate it. Thus forming the world's first Ceaser salad.

Thought of the Day
"Do you see what I'm looking at?"
"Yeah, lunch!"
--Look Who's Talking