I was watching the Crocodile Hunter Movie last night (I'd give it 2 outa 4 - it kinda ended like it ran out money) and also watched South Park (the one with Michael Jackson). Then I remembered a scene on Entertainment Tonight where Steve Irwin put his baby's head in the crocodiles mouth and the scene where Michael Jackson dangles his kid over the balcony. I think the two should get together and make their own show. Call it "The King of Pop Hunter". Steve Irwin could stake out Michael Jackson's backyard, pounce on Jackson, hold him down and say "Crickey look at this sheila, wait no it's a male. Wow, look at his color, this is a rare specimen. Look at his nose, this one has had plastic surgery done, don't want to touch that thing or it just might fall off. Oh look he starting to say something." "Hee hee hee. Hoooooooooo!" "I think I better leave this one alone. It looks like he hasn't had a sheila in a long time. Look at the texture of his hands, wow, it's so smooth. Crikey, I hope his kids aren't watching, that'd be cause for alarm. Ok, let's let him go. Off you go now, don't do anything I wouldn't do.." "Hooooooooo!"

Thought of the day
"This woman called me every night"
"Every night? On the telephone?"
"What dis boy talkin bout on the telephone?"
--Weird Science