You ever notice how gas prices are really high? I think we all do. Well, I think I might have come up with a solution. This solution will change the world so tell your neighbors. Not only will it solve the gas crisis it will also solve the obesity crisis as well. Basically it's made of lightweight plastic, has bicycle wheels and high end chains on it. You sit in it and it doesn't have a floor. You start it by putting your feet on the ground and yell "yabba dabba doo!" before you take off. Then you move your legs really fast without touching the ground. When you're ready you put your feet on the ground and away you go. No gas, no pesky solar power. It's perfect. Now granted, in order to get from one end of Dallas to another it'll take a whole day, but it's worth it, maybe? Act now and order your own "Flintstone Car 2004". Supplies are going fast!

Thought of the day
"Did I leave the iron on?" - Airplane