My tooth has been bothering me lately so I decided to go to the dentist this morning. I wanted a new dentist as my last one gave me a root canal that had pain for 9 months. I even thought I had a nerve disease as a result of it. So I go in for my initial appointment today an low and behold - I get a supermodel dentist. It's one of those weird things that you never see. It's like looking at those hot sheriffs in the movies and thinking to yourself - any women that hot is not going to be a sheriff. You can tell right away they're an actress. Not only is she hot, but she is nice as well, a double threat girl. So I'm thinking to myself, would she date me? Then I realized why I was there - because I have a rotten tooth and need a root canal. See, I would never date a girl that goes "What's a computer?" because I need to have at least respect for what I do. If I was a dentist I'd only go out with girls that have good teeth. Oh well, at least I have something good to look at while she is jamming pliers down my throat and ripping my tooth out. Then I can picture her winking at me and going "All better :)" I'm hot for dentist.

Thought of the day
"Magellan? You like Magellan?"
"Oh yeah, my favorite explorer. Around the world, come on. Who do you like?"
"I like DeSoto."
"DeSoto? What did he do?"
"Discovered the Mississippi."
"Oh, like they wouldn't have found that anyway."
- George and Jerry, in "The Boyfriend"