Last night I decided to watch the last three episodes of Enterprise (I had it tivo'd). Having not have seen the show in months I had to refresh my memory as to why this season was bad. Basically the whole season was one big episode. Nothing new, just small plots built around one big plot. But in watching three episodes at once I discovered that they should have made it into movies. 3 hour long movies. It was actually good when watched in continuation. Until the end of course. I was expecting an end to this long charade . Nope, they have to go and pull the old-star-trek-can't-think-of-anything-new stuff of time travel back into the 20th century. Come On People! I mean I know we have such a big ego that we think everything revolves around our old century, but to have everything relate to it? We've seen it over and over again. Holodeck stuff, time travel, saving the world, aliens that look like deformed humans, a logical person, an emotional person and a captain that disobeys orders. I could write a star trek episode in my sleep. Now that I've proven I'm a geek, I think I'll surf some more.

Thought of the day
"Do women know about shrinkage?"
"What do you mean, like laundry?"
"No..."
"Like when a man goes swimming... Afterwards..."
"It shrinks?"
"Like a frightened turtle."
"Why does it shrink?"
"It just does."
"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
- George, Elaine and Jerry, in "The Hamptons"