What in the world? After reading this article (click here) all I've got to say is wow, Madonna has flipped her lid. As a kid I would watch her sing "Like a Virgin" and think, man she's hot. Now, I just can't picture an Esther singing that. I have a great Aunt Esther. It'd be like her calling up and singing ,"I'm your mama material girl" Apparently she's changed her name because of religious reasons, kinda like Malcolm X. I wonder if she still stimulates herself onstage to "Like a Virgin"? I don't really like it when musicians bring politics or religion into their shows. I mean I came to hear you sing not listen to a political lecture or go to your church. I wonder if Madonna will start praying on stage, or prophesing. She'll be in the middle of "Vogue", stop singing, and speak in a low tone "I say unto you, there will be a jam in the parking lot after the show." If this name changing thing catches on everyone will be doing it. Maybe I'll change my name. How about a Star Wars name like Obi-Wan or Anakin? From now on I'll be known as Obi-Wan Bass, but you can call me "Ben".

Thought of the day
Elaine Dickinson: May I offer you anything to read, ma'am?
Old lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"
--Airplane