How many of you have a friend who knows everything about everything useless? He's like the master at the Jeopardy category "Potpourri" Let's call him Peety. I'll say who won the Oscar for best soundtrack in 1984 and he'll be like "Harvey Finkelstein" and I'll be "Where on earth did you come up with that." I think I know what he does. He's the one who stays at the end of the movie reads the credits and memorizes them. Not about movies either, he'll know what Paul Mccartney's maid's name is. He'll know who sung "Land Down Under" in the 80's. Or "Red Red Wine". If I'm ever on "Who wants to be a millionaire" I'll call him to answer all of the entertainment questions. It kind of makes me think about me being in a band. Maybe there's someone out there 10 years from now who will ask the question "Who was the lead guitarist for Corporate Red?" and he'll have a friend who will be like "That's easy, Brian Bass" As for me I am retarded in the world of entertainment. If I'm asked to play the "Kevin Bacon" game all I say is "you know, that guy, in that movie" or I can go with my old standby "Gene Hackman" because he's in everything.

Thought of the day
"What street are you on?"
"I'm on First and First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!"
- Jerry and a lost Kramer, in "The Maid"