At match.com they have this thing called a wink. Every time you see someone you're interested in you are supposed to click a wink button and it'll send them an email that says "soandso" winks at you. I guess that is an online flirt kinda thing, but I'm thinking of carrying this over to real life. Maybe make business cards with a picture of you winking and the text "Brian winks at you." It's like in real life no one is sure why anyone is winking. One time I was at a club and had something in my eye. I could've sworn this girl thought I was winking at her - then she looked away (ouch, dissed). Sometimes I see girls that look like they're winking at me. Turned out that I was sitting at a window with sunlight coming through and she was just squinting. Other times they're messing with their contacts and looking right at you. If you just see em after they mess with it then it looks like not only that they are winking at you, but also crying as well. Talk about mixed signals. Anyways, I think I'll market this as a "Wink" card that people can order so we all can get the real meaning of a wink - flirting.

Thought of the day
"I'd rather be dating the blind. You know, you could let the house go. You could let yourself go. A good looking blind woman doesn't even know you're not good enough for her."
"I think she'd figure it out."
- George and Elaine, in "The Wink"