In the latest offbeat news, a man was actually found raised in a chicken coup in Kenya. Apparently his grandparents locked him in when he was a kid and forgot that he was a human. He must've looked like a chicken for them to make such a mistake. They say he picked up all of the mannerisms of chickens and he can't speak English. He just clucks. I seem to remember going to a website onetime about feral children and realizing that for some reason alot of them are raised knowing a different language. I wonder, if they can cluck like a chicken can they actually speak to them? Kinda like that boy who howled who was raised by wolves. Did he speak dog? Once they learn English they could make a killing on the talk show circuit. You don't need an animal psychic, you need Billy the amazing chicken translator!

Thought of the Day
Col. Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed!
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow!
Col. Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?!
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to . . . ludicrous speed!
Col. Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship can take it.
Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

--Spaceballs