I was watching Reno 911 the other day and noticed how they always seemed to pick up people who were on drugs and naked. It is even that way with the real show Cops. It got me thinking. Was it the drugs that got them naked or the fact that they were naked and decided to take drugs? Does it make them hot, so hot that when in public all they can do is take off their clothes? I seem to remember hearing about how a man was paid by a company to be a streaker at the Superbowl. Something like he wrote the name of the company on his body, took off all his clothes and ran into the field. It all makes sense, he must've been on drugs. When they get caught it is even more funny. They always seem to fall limp whenever they get caught so the cops have to carry them off of the field. I'd hate to be a cop then. One cop will grab the guys legs and the other cop will handcuff him and the guy will be saying something stupid like "you put on some pants, no law against pants, you put on pants". As they drag him off the field the audience will be cheering, sometimes booing if he gets caught early enough. It might make for a new sporting event. Let's call it "Streakball". On one side you have 12 Dallas Police ready and waiting with riot sticks in hand. On the other side you have 12 streakers with various innuendos painted on their chests. Someone screams "Go" and they're off. Whenever a cop gets a streaker they put them on the side. If, in say 15 minutes a streaker is still on the field the streakers get a point. It'll be more popular than football. "Streakball" - coming to a Cinemax near you.

Thought of the day
Commandant Lassard: What is the most frustrating thing about police work?
Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry: Not being able to carry hand grenades, sir.
Sgt. Callahan: Separate locker rooms, sir.
Sgt. Carey Mahoney: Icky blue uniforms.
--Police Academy 4