There's a new movie out called Fahrenheit 911. I'm not going to see it, but I can tell you they stole the concept from Reno 911. How do I know this? Reno 911 is a mockumentary - so is Fahrenheit 911. Reno 911 has cops in it. More than likely Fahrenheit 911 has cops in it as well. Reno 911 is a story about the political ideas of a secret society known as "The Police" and Fahrenheit 911 is a story about the political ideas of a secret society known as "The Democrats". The other day in Reno 911 they tried to move a 10 commandments stone from the courthouse (It was too heavy so they just wrote over it). I'm sure in Fahrenheit 911 they'll be writing over everyone's religious ideals. The most obvious similarity between the two is the number 911 of course. I know Ray Bradbury is insulted at the use of the word Fahrenheit , but I'm more insulted at the use of 911. When I was a kid I was told to dial 911 to call the cops, now if I'm ever in a bind I'll have to remember "Reno" to call the cops. If I remember "Fahrenheit " I might end up calling 32 or 212. There are differences of course. Fahrenheit has a big slob of a commentator who can't shave, while Reno has a gay guy who wears bicycle shorts and gun as a commentator. Reno uses violence and guns to solve problems in a humorous way while Fahrenheit uses selective creative editing and bad interview tactics to create problems in a hatred kinda way. How can I hate a movie I've never seen? Easy, the movie is in the previews. All you have to do is read reviews and synopses and you've got it. But the biggest difference between the two is one is filmed in Reno while the other is filmed in a vacuum.

Thought of the day
"Ma'am you're not wearing any pants, and why are you carrying that water heater?"
Reno 911