I was reading a story the other day about how Saddam was on trial and he didn't have a lawyer. If anything this trial of the century needs Johnnie Cochran. I can see it now... "If the WMD doesn't fit, you must acquit." "The Kurd people used racist remarks making this trial null and void" "What mass graves? This is a setup by the police, there aren't any mass graves."
Saddam even said he wouldn't sign anything without a lawyer present. I guess he can't plead the 5th like we do in America. Matter of fact I bet Saddam doesn't even know the constitution in his own country. All he can do is just plead.
"Mr. Saddam, did you ever order the deaths of 100,000 people?"
"I don't have a telephone that big,, err I thought I was dialing Dominoes,, err Bush is a very bad man, a very bad man"

Thought of the day
"I did this thing on the Ottoman Empire. Like, what was this? A whole empire based on putting your feet up?"
- Jerry, after a good standup routine, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"