Having time off is great. It gives me a chance to notice those little things that I take for granted. For instance, my maid actually organizes all of my receipts that she finds in my pockets when she does my clothes. I also notice how quick the lawn mowers take when they come to mow - 15 minutes. I guess it's cause I have a small yard. My house also tends to heat up in the afternoon even though the air conditioner stays on the same temperature. I also notice how I have the same kinds of food in my refrigerator as I have had in the past 6 years - cheese, Bologna, hot dogs, sprite,v8, tv dinners, orange juice and pepperoni. If I was thin, I'd patent it as a diet. I'm still trying to figure out how long you can keep food until it goes bad. I have tv dinners in my freezer that have been there for over a year. Somehow ice has gotten in the box. If I thaw them out are they still good? TV dinners really don't have an expiration date on them as well as pudding and ice cream bars. I kinda feel sorry for the women that I end up with. If she cooks she'll be pretty frustrated.

Thought of the day
"Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo."
-- Fletch