Did you hear they actually made a film about the nation's top scrabble
players. It's called "Word Wars". It is another documentary on the
trials and tribulations of the obsessive compulsive made by the
obsessive compulsive. Apparently we have given up on entertainment.
Why don't we make a film on people who wash their hands all the time.
We'll call it "Washies" or "Wash Wars" and make millions. How about a
film on the effects of leaving a box in the sunlight for a year. They
can film my backyard and call it "Boxing the Sun." How about a reality
show by Trump called "Who wants to be my janitor" or a reality TV show
about the library. We'll call it "Shhhhhh." At the end of the show a
reader will get voted out of the library. You get immunity by reading
the fastest or reading the most books. Come on people, are we really
that starved for entertainment. The one thing that TIVO has taught me
is that we don't have to take it anymore. We can record our favorite
show at 2 in the morning and watch it on prime time when "Shhhhhh" is
on.

Thought of the Day
Wonka: "There's no way in which of knowing"
Salt: "he's singing"
Wonka: "Of which direction we are going. Is it raining, is it snowing,
is a hurricane a blowing?"
-- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory