Well, this weekend was pretty good. I jammed with some friends and saw
a concert (Deep Purple, Joe Satriani, Thin Lizzy). I was really there
because Joe Satriani is a guitar legend. The other bands were 50 year
old rockers with long hair reliving the 80s. In the latest offbeat
news August 26th was the anniversary of Toilet Paper. It was actually
celebrated in some nursing homes across the country with cake and ice
cream, and the obligatory trips to the bathroom. They say it was
invented August 26th in the year 580. How on earth the researchers
found that one out I will never know. Somebody who had a fetish for
paper must've invented it and wrote about it on paper. Eww. In other
news, at London's Modern Art Gallery a janitor threw out a bag of
garbage that was part of an art exhibit. I believe this is news
because garbage is not art, not because a janitor threw it out. I can
just see art lovers coming in on Monday to look at the exhibit. "You
know there is something missing in this piece over here, aha I know
what it is, it needs a big bag a trash." This just in - my cupboard
where I keep my trash has now been deemed art. Please do not take the
trash out as it is now priceless.

Thought of the Day
"Oh no! The letter! Newman! It's got exclamation points all over it!"
"Not to mention the picture of him on the toilet."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Sniffing Accountant"