In the latest offbeat news Ellen Degeneras is expected to take over
George Burns role in a remake of "Oh God" - the 1977 movie starring
John Denver. Hmm, of course, it all make sense. I really don't have to
say anything about this. It speaks for itself. Oh, why not. There is
no earthly way Ellen can ever play George Burns let alone God. She is
missing some required equipment - like a cigar. We all know she has
come out of the closet, that's no secret, what we don't know is why
she thinks she is funny. Maybe it's just her voice. For me it ranks
pretty close to Gilbert Godfrey on the annoying level. I get the
feeling she wants me to do push ups and bear crawls when she talks
(she sounds like a gym coach). I also get the feeling she sits around
a table and talks about ways to destroy men. Playing God would be one
way. But really it's George Burns I feel sorry for. God can definitely
take care of Himself, but George is no longer able to defend himself..
It's like the old playground mentality. Hey George, you could get beat
by a women. Now if George is in heaven and can do something we might
have to change the weather forecast in Hollywierd for the filming.
Rampant lightning strikes and earthquakes could occur.

Thought of the Day
Jerry,"Pastor, I have a feeling Holden has switched to Judaism just
for the jokes."
Pastor ," And this offends you as a Jew?"
Jerry, "No, this offends me as a comedian."
-- Seinfeld