Ok, have you ever seen a horse fly? How about poo fly? Apparently the
Dave Mathews band decided to empty their tour bus's waste when it had
stopped on a bridge over a river. Tourists who were on a tour boat
below learning about New York look up and, well, they get poo'd on.
Can you imagine, you're looking at the Statue of Liberty and all of
the sudden 800 pounds of poo rains down on you. I would've been
bathing in Lysol for a couple of days. I do believe they are being
sued. In other potty humor a man near the Montana border got arrested
for clogging up a toilet when nature called. To quote : "I can't
believe I got arrested for taking a dump." Now lawyers are in on this.
I can just imagine the potty humor in court. "A man's poo is not part
of the man once it leaves him." "To judge a poo by it's size is
discrimination" "Those toilet pipes are way to small for people in
Montana" "He was just trying to take the kids to the lake, who knew
the kids would be 200 pounds"

Thought of the Day
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint
-- it's delicious!"
- Kramer, in "The Junior Mints