I think I have discovered a new time portal. All of physics and
science will now change as a result of this discovery. It is
momentous. The first major discovery of the 21st century. You see, I
woke up late for work today. Wait, let me take you back farther. This
past week has seen varying times of me leaving for work - 7:25, 7:35,
7:45 and today 8:00. Here's more info. I drove the exact same route
every day. There was not any wrecks to slow down traffic. I stopped at
all of the same lights multiple times. But here's the discovery- I
arrived every day at the exact same time - 8:30. For some reason there
seems to be a time portal that either pushes me forward in time or
backwards, just to make my arrival 8:30. I'm thinking If I leave for
work tomorrow at 8:30 and I arrive at 8:30 my hypothesis will be
proven, and I will be awarded the nobel prize. Or, I will be proven an
idiot and awarded the white elephant prize.

Thought of the Day
"You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is
this mouth vacuum thing for real?"
- Kramer, in "The Millennium"