In other news a new restaurant has opened up in Chicago called
"Smokin' Chicks". Now most people bring denominations of dollars in
the hopes that they will see something. But much to their dismay they
find out it is only a chicken restaurant. Naming is everything. In
Lubbock there are some names like that. There is a bar called "He's
Not Here" and for Texas Tech students there is a dance club called
"The Library". All so you can tell your parents you went to the
library this weekend. Make me think of naming my own restaurant - "The
Gym". It'll be a barbecue burger joint that forgoes all this diet
stuff. Guys can tell their wives - "Yeah I went to the gym today".
"That's funny, you seem to be getting fatter." I'll have a specialty
double burger called "The Workout". All so people can say yeah, I sure
did have a workout at the gym today. I'll even have a membership card
that gives people free drinks. I'll call it the "Gym Membership". Each
food will have a different name. Like fries will be called the
bicycles. Cheese fries will be called the Treadmill. I'll make a theme
of it all. If anything can get me to go to the gym that would be it.

Thought of the Day
"I can just hear you getting fatter."
-- Tommy Boy