In other news, a man in Harrisburg was sentenced to probation for
taking the toupee off of a sixty year old man. He did it on a "$100"
bet. He said,"Hey I was triple dog dared". I often wonder at the old
toupee stigma. It's like is it better to be bald, balding, or have a
toupee? I'm reminded of the episode of Seinfeld where Elaine rips
George's toupee off of his head and throws it out the window. Then on
Liar Liar where Jim Carrey rips the guys toupee of his head and sticks
it to a wall. Apparently people can tell if its a toupee. I guess
that's the real stigma, like your cheating. I suppose if you had a
really good one then no one would know. I often wonder what I would do
if I was bald. I probably would wear hats alot. It's better than
wearing a toupee and people wouldn't think anything of it. However, it
might be true that wearing hats makes people go bald, or maybe that's
an old wives tale...

Thought of the Day
Elaine - "I hate this thing! and this is what I'm doing with it!"
- Seinfeld