Ok, I know the weather is bad in Florida, what with all those
hurricanes, and the weather could be bad in Seattle, what with the
imminent eruption of Mt.St. Helens. But nothing can beat what I saw
today. I saw all weather related to the mailmen. I saw rain, shine,
sleet, snow and hail. All I need is a tornado and a hurricane and I
got it all. I feel bad for the mailmen in these parts. What with hail
hitting their heads, they slip on the sleet and then get covered in
snow. But when the sun comes out boy is it sure purrty - their mangled
corpses glowing with snow and such. I've also thought about naming
this storm system. Since hurricanes are named we might as well name
all weather systems. Whenever it rains we can then remember it. Like
today's storm will be called Cliff Claven (I'll give it a last name as
well). Next year I can say, man I remember Cliff Claven - he couldn't
make up his mind what he wanted to be. Yup, the great Cliff Claven
storm of 2004.

Thought of the Day
"The Pyramids themselves were ancient post offices. The sphinx itself
was an overnight dropoff." - Cliff Claven , Cheers