Today is the day. This is the day I release my food rules to you dear public. It is a good idea to save this and give it to your moms. That way when I am over at your parent's house they can cook food I like. Ha. I remember many times people will ask me what I do and don't like. Here they are in no particular order.

1.       No vegetables except for corn, French fries, pizza/spaghetti sauce and V8 juice(not spicy)

2.       I like French fries that are thin, I don't like potatoes so the thinner the fries the better

3.       No fish or anything that is below sea level

4.       Nothing that grows under the ground - see vegetables

5.       No sauces except for - Ketchup, A1, Heinz57, Worcheshire

6.       Nothing hot, medium, spicy, pasty

7.       Not many fruits either, I do like apples, oranges and bananas, all others I don't (except for grape flavored stuff, just no grapes)

8.       I like American Cheese, Cheddar Cheese, Swiss and Mozzarella, all other cheeses I don't like

9.       I can eat all kinds of meat except for fish and spicy sausages

10.   I can eat 2 strips of bacon, 3 makes me sick

11.   I can eat eggs scrambled or sunny side up - no hard boiled

12.   Nothing Chinese / Vietnamese except for chicken-noodles combinations

13.   On Mexican food I'll eat tacos(no lettuce) and chicken quesadillas plain(no veg at all)

14.   I will eat all types of Italian food - anything with just meat, bread and cheese, and pizza sauce

15.   I'll eat all types of breads except for bread that has nuts in it, no muffins

16.   No nuts/coconuts, except for peanut butter

17.   No cookies or brownies with nuts in them

18.   No fried okra or anything fried that has vegetables in it

19.   No beer, I'll drink mixed drinks and Smirnoff triple black though

20.   No tea or coffee, I don't like drinks with caffeine - however I will have an occasional coke

21.   No new foods. I hate trying new things, unless they are a meat-cheese-bread combination

And that is all I can think of right now. If it is a questionable I don't eat it. I remember growing up having to fight everyone about what I liked to eat. I remember mom and Melinda eating something disgusting and being very vocal to say "yummy" like that would get me to try it. I was like, good for you; you won't see me eating it though. I remember having to spend 2 weeks at a friend's house when my grandpa died in Alaska. They wanted me to eat their food and I refused the whole time. I ended up in the corner many nights. I was happy to be there, as long as I didn't have to eat that stuff. It is funny though, how I am so big. I eat half of what a normal human does and I am still big. When I get a burger, I eat nothing on it and I still gain weight. Weird.

Thought of the Day

"Eat your spinach"

"No, I don't wanna eat my spinach"

"You ingrate, yous no son of mine, not eating spinach"

"We ain't no relaskions"

"Sure we are, we got the same squeaky eye"

"What squeaky eye?"

-- Popeye