Today I'd like to talk about Christmas music. Here in Dallas they have a couple radio stations that play Christmas music all of the time. I'm starting to notice a pattern here. Apparently the good Christmas music like Bing Crosby and all those other old dudes was done in the 50s. And then there have been about 100 other artists to cover those songs and try to make money off of it. I can't tell you how many versions of "White Christmas", "Rudolph"," Frosty the Snowman" and "Winter Wonderland" I've heard. I'm thinking about doing a version, but I'll mix it up. I'll make a song about Frosty the Reindeer who had a button nose and all the other reindeer made fun of him. Speaking of Frosty, I was always depressed about it as a kid. Here they all build a real live man and then he goes and melts on them. Talk about trauma. The cartoon does make him come alive again, but that death is terrible. No sacrilege intended but they should've called it "The Passion of the Snowman" instead of "Frosty the Snowman."

Thought of the Day

"I'm melting, I'm melting... What a whirl...."

-- The Wizard of Oz