In other news, an online school that recently gave a cat an MBA is being sued. Investigators paid $299 for a bachelor's degree for Colby Nolan - a deputy attorney general's 6-year-old black cat - claiming he had experience including baby-sitting and retail management. They then decided it was good enough for an MBA.  I'm glad that this is finally uncovered. I really think cats shouldn't have MBAs. I mean getting the BBA is hard enough, but for a cat to do better than me is ridiculous. I wonder what the cat's plans were. Maybe become the official business administer of Meow mix. Or perhaps, get promoted to become the CEO of a catnip factory. I hear they make those cats work nights. It must be tough licking yourself knowing how businesses should appropriate their funds. I can see how Colby will be reminded in board meetings not to rub his bum on the table. I bet I know how he'll get jobs; he'll probably purr and rub the legs of the interviewers. I don't even want to know what he does with the sandbox in the executive sweet.

Thought of the Day

"This is it. I've reached the pinnacle of laziness and gluttony... How depressing. There's no place to go after you've reached the top."

-- Garfield