Have you ever had one of those time periods where everything you touch turns broken? I am currently in one of those phases. With the DVD Player, my computer at work, my robosapien, my guitar, my cell phone, sometimes my guitar amp, and now the gas at my house(the meter is being replaced) I can definitely say, "don't get near me" It used to be different. I used to be able to make things work. Now I seem to be pushing things too hard, like the computer, or just having bad luck. I am a glass is half-full kinda guy, so if anyone is in need of anything broken let me know. Like you need insurance money, just place me on the roof of your car and 'boom", something is bound to happen. I suppose it would be cool at parties as well. "Everybody gather round, here is a diamond, place your bets on if he can break it!" I seem to be especially suited for technology. So if you want a new computer, just have me work on your existing one. In no time will you need another one. Say you don't want to talk to a girl. Just give me your cell phone; it'll be broken in no time. I remember how when I was in college there was this 2 week period in the summer where I did demolition at a local grocery store. They had to let me go because I was panting too much, drinking too much water and couldn't run the jackhammer as well as everyone else. With my new found power I should be able to just stand near the door and it'll all fall down.

Thought of the Day

"Anybody can exercise... But this kind of lethargy takes real discipline." - Garfield