Well after getting back from the doctor (I had to miss work this morning) I can tell you one of two things. Either my doctor loves my health insurance or he has the secret cure for the uncommon cold. It includes 4 separate prescriptions: Hydrocodone, Liquibid, Biaxin XL, and Methylprednisolone. It was weird how he knew what my uncommon symptoms were like muscle cramps and night sweats. I bet this thing has a name of all its own, although I never asked what it was. I just figured it was a standard cold and he'd give me something for it. Then I had to go to pharmacy and wait for them to be filled. I tell you those things are a cesspool of other diseases. Some kid was yakking while I was waiting; luckily I was able to run to other side of Wal-Mart when it started. I am very thankful this cold didn't get anywhere near my digestive system. I could cough for years as long as I am not yakking. I can't see how doctors deal with all of the disgusting stuff people do. It's got to be conditioning or something. I did hear my doctor cough as I walked out the door, uh oh, another victim.

Thought of the Day

"Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body."

- Jerry, in "The Heart Attack"