Have you ever seen that movie “What Women Want” where all of a sudden Mel Gibson can hear the thoughts of all of the women in the world. I kinda feel like that movie. This weblog is meant to be funny and meant to be kind of like a personal diary to me. I know everyone in the world can get to it, but not everyone should and I can’t control that. I always thought about giving this site to a prospective girlfriend so she could learn about me, but I always had my doubts. In the game of love and war this site is just too much ammo. I’d say about 90% of the thoughts I think I never do. So when someone, aka the girl I was seeing, stumbles upon this site I guess I partially deserve their thoughts. But the thing is, these are my funny THOUGHTS, I will not always say them outloud or even really believe them. If someone can’t see that then they need a reality check. Most of the thoughts on this site are not complaints, they are humorous insights into my life. See, while I have had many bad dating experiences with teachers (now this one – put another on the board) I also love and respect teachers. My mother is a teacher and her mother and father were teachers. You must know me in and out to understand this site. If you do not dear readers then you hopefully will take away some laughs, but you will definitely not have a complete understanding of me. For instance, I am a very religious person. Now there is no way to know that from reading this site because I don’t want to offend anyone of other faiths. I will offend teachers because of bad experiences, but the teacher that reads this site knows my dating stories. I will grant you that I am probably too hard on them and I shouldn’t be, but on my site I do have a right to voice my opinions. So as you read the “Look to the Cookie” comment, you must realize that the comment is funny in and of itself. Some of the things she says are funny because there is always a sliver of truth in everything, but most of it is ignorantly wrong and clueless. I have never been told off before for thinking something, but I am glad I was. Only those who talk to me will know why. The only way to really know “What Brian Wants” is to ask. BTW, I’ll take option 1. And now back to the movie….


Thought of the Day

“If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.“
Author: Doris Day