I was talking to Paula Abdul the other day about all of the drug allegations she had against her and then she realized that I was imagining it all. That kind of sentence will get the blog watchers to read this post. Micheal Jackson, Monica Lewinsky, Bill Paxton, George Bush, Pope Benidict XVI, Paula Abdul and Carmen Electra all are good words to put in a blog post to pull people in who are doing a web search. For Google the words pharmacy, doctor, medicine, lawyer, car, BMW and Porshe will activate the ads on the side of the page that pays the most if clicked on. Now that I have complete strangers' attention we can begin. I am trying to figure out the difference between a corn and a wart. I have had this bump on my big toe that corn remover I put on for 2 weeks didn't take off. It had some kind salycic acid or something on it. However it didn't go away. So now I am contemplating getting one of those freeze off wart remover thingies. The thing is, if it isn't a wart I can see some major pain happening. Speaking of corns did you hear that someone figured out the reason why popcorn has unpopped kernals in the bag(called old maids). It has something to do with the density of the shell of popcorn. As a result of this momentous news I researched popcorn and found out it is a certain type of maize. The first historical knowledge of popcorn comes from the aztecs, something about white necklaces. I think the first use of it was not to eat but to wear. I guess salt and butter weren't invented back then. Speaking of butter, I remember this one time at Christmas when I visited my Grandpa in the nursing home how we had Christmas lunch at the nursing home. It was so bad that the only good things were the rolls and butter. Once the rolls were gone all that was left was the butter. If you've never tried pure butter you should. It is pretty good. Problem is my sister's family thought it was odd. Yeah, try being a fat person with nothing but butter to eat. You take what you can get. As I end this post I think those that like amazon.com should use the Amazon search engine on this page to buy something. I know this is a shameless plug, but after reading this post I guess I am shameless.

Thought of the Day
PA State Cop: Pull over.
Harry: No. It's a cardigan. But thanks for noticing.
Lloyd Christmas: Yeah. Killer boots man.
Dumb and Dumber