Remember when that women sued McDonald's for burning her mouth on a cup of hot coffee. Some people will tell you she got $100,000 others will tell you she got $5 million. The point being it is very easy to sue someone. Anyway I got a couple of potential lawsuits for ya. I guess if I was litigious I would pursue them, but suing someone is something someone should do only if they can't handle the affects of the alleged deed(I should be a lawyer). Anyway, as you know I have been on the Subway diet for 4 weeks now. (I've lost 8 pounds so far). Something new that Subway is doing is giving the person the option of having their sub toasted. Basically they put the meat, cheese and bread in a toaster oven for 30 seconds. Well, not one, but two times I have burned my mouth. I think there are two reasons for this. 1. Apparently their toaster oven is heated constantly, so if they don't take the sub out right away when the alarm goes off it will heat up to a burning point. And 2. Since I don't put vegetables on the sub there isn't any liquid put on it to cool it down. I can see someone else burning their mouth and suing Subway. If I am right then remember this post. The second lawsuit would probably be against Campbell Soup Company, the makers of V8 juice. They have a disfiguring side effect of turning a person's skin orange. My skin has been orange for 3 years now. It is from V8-Healthy Request. Apparently if you drink 2 or more glasses a day your skin will turn orange. My hands turned yellow as well. It looked like I had jaundice, but really it is called carotenemia. They should put a warning label on the bottle. Since I have been on the diet I haven't drunk as much V8 and my skin is going back to normal. There was a point though where my whole head looked orange. My friends made fun of me..mental anguish..blah..blah..lawsuit. The only lawsuit I ever had was against the dating service years ago. They didn't show up to trial and I won. But, I never got my money back so it was really pointless. I had to get the cops involved and pay more money for them to go to their office. In the end it was more trouble than it was worth. So the lesson of the day is "Don't eat subs too quickly and don't drink too much V8". That and a nickel is 5 cents.

Thought of the Day
"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread."
"Bread, two dollars extra."
"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free bread."
"You want bread?"
"Yes, please."
"Three dollars!"
"What?"
"No soup for you!"
- George and the Soup Nazi, in "The Soup Nazi"