Today I'd like to reminisce about a show that brought us such phrases "Kawwen, how do work this <bleep> remote?" and "Kewwy, puwt the dowg down and <bleep> warwkin wompan." "Ok dad". The show I am talking about the infamous "Osbourne's" on MTV. Ozzy seems to be understood by everyone. Yet I can't understand a single word. Except for his songs. I bet he has some kind of vocal synthesizer that makes him actually pronounce his words. Cause he'll start talking and say,"No bore bers" and the mic will pick up "No more tears." I remember watching Hollywood take place in my living room. It was pretty cool to see how dysfunctional it all was. I do remember how more famous he became afterwards, showing up at Presidential Galas and places he should never go. It was weird. Still, everyone acted like they understood what he was saying. "Yabba Dabba <bleep>" "Only on Sundays, you?" That is a rocker. I remember seeing him in concert when I was in college. It was really good and he went and did all his old songs as well. I hear his daughter is following in his footsteps, she's tried to make in the music industry and failed so she decided that drugs would help and then went to rehab for the first time. Ozzy probably remembers his first time. "It ww <bleep> <bleep>" There were so many expletives on that show it sounded like someone was dialing a phone number every time Ozzy talked. I think we all watched it just because it was like a train wreck and you just couldn't look away. Are they still airing it? I guess after a couple of seasons people started to speak Ozzy and it was no fun anymore. As I end, remember the immortal words of Ozzy Osbourne ,"How the <bleep> do I work this remote?"

Thought of the Day
"I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober."
(Ozzy Osbourne, MTV News Online, 1992)