Thursday, July 21, 2005

Caffeine Seems Clean and So Does Irene

Hmm, today I think I'll talk about my history in caffieneland. It all started when I was a kid. I could down a 2 liter of Coke or Dr.Pepper in a couple of hours. Back then Coke and Dr.Pepper was considered a normal part of growing up. Apparently drinking those in excess is bad too. I didn't realize it then, but I was conditioning my body to be used to caffeine. By college I was still "on" it and my nerves started getting to me, or so I thought. There is a double bladed sword with those drinks. It is not always the caffeine that gets you, it is the acid as well. For about 10 years now I have barely touched anything caffeine related(except for chocolate). I thought that the reason why I had so called "panic attacks" was because I had too much caffeine so I cut all of it out. However I still had them from time to time and to top it off I was tired all of the time. I would tell the doc it felt like I was choking and I would hyperventilate and get sick. The first time I went to the ER was way back in college and that was when they said it was panic attacks. So I bought some Sprite and bid adieu to my caffeine days. Then around 2000 I had a big one in a mall and it felt like I was having a heart attack. I laid down on a bench waiting to die and my friends called an ambulance causing a big scene. That was when they said I had a hiatal hernia and GERD. So then I got on Nexium and all those antacids. It did work, but I had forgotten about the caffeine that I had quit taking. It was never unknown anxiety. There was anxiety, but it was from the heartburn. I still experienced bad heartburn even on those drugs so I went for that endoscopy early this year. I'm paying close to $7,000 just to be told I'm fat and I had a little inflammation in my esophagus. There was acid in those drinks and all along I thought it was the caffeine. Fast forward to these past couple of weeks. I get soo tired in the afternoons that I decided to try something new, Red Bull. And I started drinking diet coke for lunch. I am no longer tired in the afternoons and can get some more work done. Caffeine does have an effect. Exercise though has made the biggest difference. I shouldn't have been diagnosed with PA or GERD, I should have been diagnosed as being fat and lazy.

Thought of the Day
RECORDS NURSE : Are you all right, Doctor?
FLETCH: Where am I?
RECORDS NURSE: You're in the Records Room.
FLETCH: I'm fine.
RECORDS NURSE: Can I get you something?
FLETCH: Have you got a make-shift plywood pillory? Heh Heh, just kidding.
-- The Script of Fletch. If memory serves me correct he changed the joke to "The Beatles White Album"

Comments:
You're correct. They did change the joke to The Beatles White Album. I remember all the incidents where you had "problems." Once was after eating at Bennigans. All you ate was a hamburger patty, then you puked in my ex's car. I recall another incident when you, Mr. Turkentine, and I went to the Purple Cow for dinner. We had to cancel our evening plans because you're body freaked out. I'm glad you've finally got a better understanding as to what the problem is. Living without caffeine is tough. I have at least one cup of coffee every morning, and couldn't get by without it. As far as being fat goes. If you wanna lose weight....get married. There have been so many nights when my wife fixed some exotic dish for dinner, and I would say, "I think I'll just have a sandwich." Fish-kabobs aren't real appealing.
Peety
 
I remember your first big panic attack in college where you and I had had just gotten back from doing something. You dropped me off at my dorm and you called me like 5 minutes later and said, "Come Quick, Help" and you said it with a huffing and puffing kind of talk like you were dying. I then sprinted cross campus (which is a big deal since campus was big and I was fat) and I drove you to the ER at 1 or 2 am. I hope everything is getting better for you.

As far as Peety's comment about getting married and losing weight, since I have gotten married it has had the opposite effect. Since I've been married I'v gained close to 50 lbs over almost 8 years. But in defense, I was a consultant for 3 staright years where I had to eat out breakfast, lunch, and dinner at client sites. I was the original Super-Size me before that guy did that movie.

I look forward to tonight though.
 
Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]




<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

Subscribe to Posts [Atom]