Monday, July 25, 2005

Vote For Me For Senator - I'll Give You Bubble Gum

This weekend was a standard weekend. I went to Dave and Buster's on Friday with my Sunday School class. On Saturday I jammed with the band for our big show this Friday. On Sunday I did the usual Church, Sunday School, Homeless, Volleyball thing. We have yet to win a match and the season is almost over. Dave and Buster's has an interesting rule after 10pm. Apparently you have to be 25 or older to get in. For a video game place? Talk about weird. It then got added to list of the ages you can look forward to:
16 - Getting a Driver's License
17 - Legally an adult(for murder cases)
18 - Buying cigarettes, voting, getting tattooed and joining the military
21 - Buying Alcohol
25 - Getting into Dave and Buster's and also getting to rent a car easily and running for the House of Representatives
30 - Minimum age to be a Senator
35 - Minimum age to be a President
62 - Minimum age to start to get Social Security

I never thought about it before, but I guess I can now be a Senator. Vote for Brian for Senate! It takes me back to when I was a kid in 4th grade and ran for class president. I had mom get me tons of bubble gum to give to all my classmates as a bribe. I guess I never communicated it correctly because in the end all of the gum was gone and I only got 2 votes...

Thought of the Day
"Listen to me. We're always sitting here. I'm always helping you with your girl problems, you're always helping me with my girl problems. Where do we end up?"
"Here."
"Exactly. Because neither one of us can handle a woman all by ourselves."
"I'm trying."
"I've tried. We don't have it. But maybe the two of us, working together, at full capacity, could do the job of one normal man."
"Then each of us would only have to be like a half-man. That sounds about right."
- George and Jerry, in "The Summer of George"

Comments:
I can't vote for you. You're a Sith Lord. I don't want the senate falling into the wrong hands.
Peety
 
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