I went grocery shopping last night after a long day of work. Grocery shopping has to be the point at which people decide if they are going to diet or not. My problem is I don't have much variety. My new diet is the following - bananas, red bull and full throttle, bread, hot dog buns, bologna, breakfast sausage, diet sprite, V8 juice, Hershey's dark chocolate kisses, chocolate chip cookie dough and chef boyardee spaghetti and ravioli. I still have yet to name this diet of mine. Really it is so mixed I think I'll call it the NotaDiet. The Notadiet amounts are very lenient. The idea is to eat when you are hungry or when you feel like it. If you can't eat anymore or don't feel like eating then stop. I was doing so well on my Subway diet, I lost about 15 pounds. I think though if I ever go to Subway again it'll be too soon. I was working out too. But now I get more hours in at work and don't have time to work out anymore. So I am still planning to build some kind of machine that can work you out while you are sleeping. At first the idea was to connect your muscles to electrodes and have them shock your muscles to work out. The problem was that the shocks would wake you up. Then I thought, what if you were given an anesthetic like at surgery before you get shocked then you would sleep through the whole thing. Your whole body could be robotically worked out and you would be asleep. After realizing how stupid that was I thought about beaming out fat cells using quantum teleportation techniques, but then I realized we need our fat cells. So it was back to the drawing board. I then thought about extracting all of the bad parts from our food. The problem though becomes George Foreman Grill conundrum - the food tastes bad without the fat. So I am back where I started on the NotaDiet. I think I'll have a bacon cheeseburger for lunch. Now that is the biggest benefit of this diet - the taste - yummy. I should just order some mumus.

Thought of the Day
"Hey, I'll tell you what, chubbs, if that yogurt has fat in it, I will put myself on an all-yogurt diet for a week."
"Well, let's start the insanity."
"Mmmmmm.... giddyup!"
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"