Woot! I finally have internet access at work. Surprisingly I have been getting so much work done this past couple of months that I wonder if I surf too much. Nah. I am feeling good. I went to the doctor's office this morning and got some good news. All this week I have been in different diagnostic centers and they were looking at my kidneys. Apparently I have a 1cm cyst on each kidney. I was worried it was cancerous or something, but I found out today they are just there and don't really affect anything. So I am just going to monitor it every six months just to make sure it isn't growing. I also found out I don't have diabetes and my cholesterol and sugars are back to normal. I have lost 10 pounds in two weeks on this hypnosis diet. To celebrate I had an Angus burger for lunch with lettuce, tomatoes, onions and Mayo. Take a look at my old post on all of my rules and you will see that I am completely different. This hypnosis thing is great. I am losing weight and it has the added bonus of raising my self-esteem. I just have to make sure I don't become arrogant. In other news, Motivium may have another contract. I went to Baylor Hospital yesterday and pitched my services to them. I might be training the techs in the pathology department on how to check their email and surf the web. It should be an interesting job. I would do it on Saturday or evenings if need be. It was like this opportunity just fell into my lap. Anyway it is about 35 degrees outside. Yesterday it was 85. Like someone once said,"If you don't like the weather in Texas, just wait a minute." For 10 points name the movie quote from my headline.

Thought of the Day
"Why can't I have a heart attack? I'm allowed."
- George, in "The Heart Attack"