Thursday, March 09, 2006

My Eyes Can Lift A Truck.

I'd like to welcome any new visitor's to this website. <Holly ;-)> Let
me describe it for you. Every day during the week I usually post a
paragraph about anything and that is on this page. I also have others
sections of this site that I haven't updated in a while like the images,
resume, music, and misc sections. You will also notice there is an
archive on the bottom right of this page that has the month's posts in
it. Also the Google ads on the right side are there for clicking and it
gives me a penny every time someone clicks them. But Google only gives
out checks if the revenue is over $100 and so far in 2 years I just have
$20 worth of click. The real bread and butter comes from the Amazon.com
search engine. If you do all your searches and buy something through
Amazon through this website I receive about 4% of the value. I usually
get about $14 a quarter. Really I don't make any money from this site as
it costs more to operate, but I do it because I love blogging. In other
news, today is my company's board meeting. One of the things about being
incorporated is that you are required to have a board meeting every
quarter, even if it is with yourself. Talk about weird. I second that
and I third it. All who agree say "eye". "eye!". I am the secretary and
president and janitor. So I figure I will take my potential investor's
to dinner tonight and discuss the future of "Motivium Consulting" as a
board meeting. I think though Mr.T can't make it cause he is in Wichita
Falls for spring break. Really it is just an excuse to take everyone to
dinner and talk about my company. Anyway, in other news I went to the
doc's the other day to finally find out why my eyes have been
sporadically blurry for the past 4 months. I went through all of the
diseases mom has and they did a test for lupus the other day as well.
Turned out negative, so they said it was ocular rosacea. I guess that is
why my face gets a little red as well. But it is so much better than
having diabetes or lupus. Really, I just wanted my vision to clear up,
so they gave some steroid eye drops. My eyes can now lift a truck.

Thought of the Day
"You've got your shirt in my oven?"
"Well, I didn't have enough quarters for the dryer, but this is better
anyway. And it's more convenient."
"Oh, for both of us."
"Yeah, and I have a lot more control. I got a shirt going for ten
minutes at 325."
"What's wrong with your oven?"
"I'm baking a pie."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Calzone"


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