"You want to work out, You want to work out." says my subconscious. "No
I don't," says my conscious. "You only want to eat vegetables and
fruits.", says my subconscious. "No I don't" says my conscious. And thus
my foray into hypnosis ends with a realization that I don't have to
listen to my subconscious. I suppose it was bound to happen. It feels
kind of like that movie where all the patients were comatose and then
they discovered a new drug and they all awoke and danced to 1920's music
and then when the pills wore off they became comatose again. However I
do have some effects that will hopefully last: I am eating more fruit,
and I started liking tomatoes and onions. Even though I was eating
lettuce I still never liked it, but I can eat it. I am still watching
what I eat, I just don't keep track of anything. So it goes. Maybe I
will try weight watchers next, but I seem to think that it is mostly a
girl kinda thing. It seems like it is a "biggest loser" kind of place. I
just don't know if I can cry like they did on TV. However, I am going to
do something, because the second you go "off" diets you end up gaining
it all back, so I will stay "on" and do something else. Maybe diet
pills? I can become an addict like Donna from 90210.

Thought of the Day
"Hey, I'll tell you what, chubbs, if that yogurt has fat in it, I will
put myself on an all-yogurt diet for a week."
"Well, let's start the insanity."
"Mmmmmm.... giddyup!"
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Non-Fat Yogurt"

// posted by Brian @ 3/14/2006 10:32:00 AM