Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Chickens, Turkeys, and Gas

I used to say that if I ever get tired of the rat race I will start a
chicken farm. I figure I could get a barn and raise chickens. It doesn't
look that hard. You just feed em. In other news it looks like gas prices
are on the move. I've got an idea to help in this gas crisis. It is a
website called GasCommute.com It would be a search engine of people who
write down when and from where to where they go to work. If there is a
close enough match found the matched people are then introduced and they
can go to work in the same car, thus saving on gas. Hmm, that might
actually work... Except for the fact that complete strangers will be in
your car. More tests...

Thought of the Day
"It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something
behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says,
uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!!
No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they
are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get
this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One
just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The
turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the
Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!"
WKRP Thanksgiving Episode


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