Thursday, May 11, 2006

Kneelights

I don't have much to say today. I am busy. I suppose I shouldn't even
write this. Hmm sometimes I think my brain is turned off. Actually I
think it is a sleep thing, I have been getting to bed past 2am now. It
is like right at midnight when I want to go to bed I get a second wind
and get into whatever I am doing, like watching tivo'd shows or surfing.
Then I look at the clock and am like man 2:15 gotta go to bed. I usually
fall asleep about 2:45. I know that is real bad because I can't even
wake up till 9:00. I totally sleep through 2 prerecorded phone calls and
a clock radio cd that is skipping. I don't get to work until 10, when I
really should be getting there at 9:30. I am lucky no one says anything,
reality is that they cannot legally require me to follow their employee
rules or the irs would deem me an employee and not a separate business.
I think I have some kind of sleep displacement disorder or something.
Sounds kind of cool. I remember hearing that if you shine a bright light
on the back of your knees you can reset your clock. Sounds like a plan,
if anyone needs me I'll be out back putting a light bulb on my knees.

Thought of the Day
"Has anyone ever told you you look exactly like Al Pacino? You know,
Scent Of A Woman? Hoo-wah! Hoo-wah!"
"Very good. Very good."
"Well, I ..."
"You know something?"
"Hmmm?"
"No soup for you!"
"What?"
"Come back one year. Next!"
- Elaine and the Soup Nazi, in "The Soup Nazi"


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