Well, I am back in the swing of things. When I was home I got used to
the "old life". I was able to memorize my mom's TV schedule. In the
morning she may watch Magnum PI or Matlock. She then watches the news at
12 and then watches "Days of Our Lives". I think Sammy is plotting again
and Marlena has just caught Jon Black cheating on her again. Then she
watches Family Feud with the guy from Home Improvement. Then its on to
Oprah and whatever guest wants to get "emotional". Then it's back to the
5 o'clock news and around 6:30 it is time for "Wheel of Fortune". There
is also moments in the day when the Weather channel is watched. I can be
confident my mom knows what the temp is gonna be in Dallas way before I
will ever know. You could watch those programs every single day. I hope
when I am old the TV schedule is better. I'll probably watch my old
shows like Alf and Quantum Leap then I tell my kids to turn down their
holographic imaging device. Such is the cycle of life, or television
anyways.

Thought of the Day
"They want you to do a TV show?"
"Well, they want me to come up with an idea. I don't have any ideas."
"C'mon, how hard is that? Look at all the junk that's on TV."
- George and Jerry, in "The Pitch"

// posted by Brian @ 9/06/2006 12:57:00 PM