Friday, October 06, 2006

Monday Off!

Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492 on the Nina, Pinta, and Santa
Maria something something America. I would like to thank Columbus for
giving me Monday off as it is a federal holiday. I always wondered how
he discovered Ohio though. He must've went up the Mississippi or
something like that. Now Drake, that what a cool explorer cause he went
around the world. Desoto, I am not sure. I think he invented the car or
something. I was never good at history and those other subjects that
included just wrote memorization. If I ever wondered who discovered
something I would just look it up. It's like social studies was a class
that prepared you for Jeopardy and other game shows. I guess I am just
still bitter at getting a C on a Karankowa Indian clay memorial. They
were the cannibal Indians that lived in Texas. For Texas History I made
people out of clay eating other people. I thought it was creative. Then
Benz's mom made him a clay map of Texas and he got an A on it. Yes, I
should let it go. But, as I pointed out at guys night if you give me a
ruby I still could possibly make a laser. All in all the point is, I
have Monday off and that is worth more than any clay man eating another
clay man any day.

Thought of the Day
"Oh like they wouldn't have discovered the Mississippi anyways."
Jerry


Comments:
For the record, my mom did not make my the entire state of texas for me.. Yes my mom and my step-dad did do a majority of it, but I did do some of it.. We did use plaster-a-paris (however you spell it) and not the proper material of salt and whatever else it was supposed to be since I guess I waited until the night before. Speaking of letting things go, how about the whole me breaking your nose. Until I see medical records of a nose breakage I will still think of it as me punting the soccer ball which accidently hit your nose. You know I didn't do that on purpose.
Well you can take pride in the fact that you get off Monday and make a ton more money than me while I work and don't make close to your style of money. I think the only thing that gets me is that you and I shared a majority of the same classes except for like 6 and you make 3x as much money... Oh well I still love ya like the brother I never had.....

Benz
 
By the way, I remember the Karonkawans that you made and I liked them. Whatever happened to them (for some reason I have a feeling that I broke one of them or was that Mick Jagger?)

Benz
 
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