This weekend was fun. On Friday I went to Holly’s place and went out and got a grill – my birthday present to myself. It is a Thermos Gas grill with four burners. Later on when I was going to go home my car battery ended up dying. So I drove Holly’s mom’s car home in a lightning storm. Saturday was the big barbecue at my house. The morning and afternoon I spent laborously putting together the grill. It works cause nothing burned down. Holly and I had a Barbecue Birthday Bash. There were about 30 people there. I cooked Angus burgers and hot dogs and Holly got me a cake in the shape of my guitar. It was cool. Later on we busted out the Karaoke machine and everyone had a good time although my embarrassment meter was pretty high – I feel bad for the singers… Sunday we did the usual. How was your weekend?

Thought
A young Redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No, " she says, " I'm actually a Blonde."
"I thought so, the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."