Mr.Turkentine and I went to see The Police last night at American Airlines Center in Dallas. It was good. I recognized every song but 2 of them. I forgot how many hits they had. Sting and the drummer were real good and I couldn't help but feel sorry for the guitar player. The Police broke up like 20 years ago and I don't think the guitarist had been doing anything since. It seemed like he also forgot how to play the songs as he kept on having to look at the fretboard. His sound was a little off and his vocals were off too. He didn't do much in the area of getting in to the songs. Sting and the drummer made up for it though. We had seats 500 feet up from the side of the stage. Luckily they had screens so we could see their faces. They did 3 encores. I was remarking to Mr.T how Sting was probably one of the top vocalists of the twentieth century. The others might be Elvis, Paul McCartney, Elton John, John Denver and maybe some country guys. Can you think of any others?

Joke
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
A: Your honor.