So what's happening with me? Well I have rededicated myself to this whole diet thing. Even though I have been working out since January 1st I have not lost any weight. Granted I have been getting bigger muscles and my jeans are looser, but nevertheless not much else is changing. I think I finally realized - dieting is a form of sickness. The human body is not meant to be big nor is it meant to lose pounds. I can't stress enough not gaining weight in the first place. But once it happens you just gotta say "Everyone I have announcement. I am fat." Then go to the store, pick up some sweat pants, hit the gym, watch what you eat, and then, only then will you have this sickness I call weight loss.

Joke
You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers."