This weekend was good. On Friday I went with Holly to her friends birthday party at Snuffers on Greenville Ave. We then proceeded to a concert at the Granada and saw a guy called Bob Snider. He was a poser from 2001 who rapped half the time instead of singing. Of course rap has to be vulgar and insulting to women. I was surprised at how popular he was with the ladies. They like that? On Saturday it was road trip time as we drove 3 hours to longview and 3 hours back for a wedding of a person from our Sunday School class. It was in a huge mansion outside in the backyard. It had been raining for half of the day and flooded the backyard where the wedding was. Somehow they were able to get all of the water out of it and the sun came out and it was actually a good wedding. As Holly and I walked through the mansion I noticed all of the antique furniture. I mean a tea set in every corner? I called it clutter and surprised Holly. I did like all of the statues in the front yard though. That was cool. On Sunday I gave the message - I have yet to put it up here so stay tuned for that. Sunday night I took Holly's family to 3 Forks - sister restaurant to the Silver Fox - the best steak house in the world. It was good and eat bite you just have to close your eyes and savor the flavor. I am back dieting now and went to the docs today. I have officially lost 5 pounds over the past 6 months. Time to step it up a notch. I asked my doctor today about that new over the counter diet drug Alli. He said and I quote "The anus is an interesting thing. With this drug your body tells you, you have to pass gas and whoops it wasn't gas." How was your weekend?

Joke
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.
"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."
"That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.
"Get my brown pants."