So today is interesting. It is always interesting when you show up to
work wearing a cowboy hat. There is a singles barn dance tonight so I
figured I would get dressed beforehand. People at work are like "howdy
tex". Anytime someone notices I go into my Texas accent and say "howdy".
I noticed that no one in Dallas wears cowboy hats anymore. I guess it
isn't as popular as it used to be. The glory days of cowboy hats were
the 70s and 80s, with country music being very popular and the show
Dallas making everyone think we are all JR Ewing. Nowadays the only
cowboy stuff we have are brokeback mountain, and that is nothing to want
to aspire to. Now in Wichita Falls about half of the population still
wears them. So if you want the ole Texas hospitability just go anywhere
but Dallas. In other news after work we are picking up the wedding
rings. It'll be official. At some point in time we'll need a marriage
license. I haven't actually thought about that. I haven't studied for a
marriage test to get the license. I do remember you are supposed to look
both ways at stop signs so I've got that down. Parallel Parking though
is always tricky. I guess I should bring a horse and have him go in
sideways. Then I'll be a complete Texan. Me an the little lady will
wrastle up some grub and call it an evening, ya'll.

Joke
How'd the redneck git lost in space?
He rolled down the window to spit out his chaw!