Thursday, May 22, 2008

Desparate Carpoolers

It was daylight at 7:15pm yesterday. My lovely wife had gone to Bally
total fitness to work out with her personal trainer. Things were
looking up for both of us as she decided to keep teaching next year
and I decided to keep my day job for another year. But disaster was
looming. Apparently a young gang of hoodlems decided to carpool, a
desparate carpool. According to police their car was registered to a
15 year old. Their carpool was running out of gas. They needed money
and decided that real work was for the birds. So they staked out the
parking lot of the gym. They noticed my wife go in to the gym and
leave her purse in the back seat. So in broad daylight they smashed my
new nissan altima back passenger window and ran off with the purse.
Another one of their gang did the same to someone else's car. Holly
was notified and the police dusted for prints. The theives are now on
the run. Apparently they used one of the cards to buy gas at a 7-11.
So if anyone sees a group of teenage guys, desparate carpoolers,
carrying around ginormous purses and a cell phone that dies every 15
minutes let us know, we want pictures. If they would have just went to
RideSearch.com they would have saved money on gas and all this
would have been avoided. Makes me think that as gas prices get
higher and higher there will be more crime. We have all got to ride
together to prevent this. If we can lower our demand, we can
lower prices and if we lower prices we can lower crime.
Who's with me?

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