Well at 8:08 this morning 33 years ago I was born. My mom tells the
story that I was born asleep and that after I was delivered someone
came into the hospital with a gun and she was told by the nurses to
get under the bed. She also tells the story of how she lost my twin
during her pregnancy. I wonder what shenanigins we would have gotten
into. I was also told that the doctors had to pinch my feet to get me
to wake up. I have never liked mornings as a result. There are many
pictures of me falling asleep in my food. I wonder if it made a good
pillow? That is my next invention- the food pillow. Nah, it would
never work. I would end up eating it before i fell asleep. Holly's
birthday is tomorrow. She was probably born wide awake as she gets up
before the sun. Weird. How did we ever meet? Anyways, I may look like
a monkey but I don't smell like one too. Pshaw, those kids today I
tell you.